How to Have a Bad Morning

January 29, 2009

Here are some tips for you, so you can have a bad morning that mimicked mine today:

1. Sleep at a hotel.Make sure that your cell phones dead and that you have a watch without numbers (You can use a Movado, but any old watch will do).

2. Have them set the clock an hour off. big20alarm20clock

3. Set the alarm to wake up at your normally scheduled time. Rush around and get ready. Check-out of the hotel.

4. Get in your car and turn the key. Realize that you are exactly one hour EARLY.

5. Since you’ve already checked-out of the hotel, proceed to work.

6. Stop at Dunkin Donuts and get a cup of coffee dunkin-donuts11

7. Step out of your car and walk into work

8. Slip on the ice.fun021

9. Drop your nice, hot cup of coffee. Make sure to get it all over you.  

10. Skin your knee to the point of bleeding.

11. Proceed into work.

12. Check your online banking. Realize that they forgot to pay you. no-money1

13. Converse with co-workers and realize that they forgot to pay everyone.

14. Check your school email. Realize that since yesterday was a snow day, tonight’s lecture will be an extra-long double lecture.

**15. Make a cup of crappy freeze-dried coffee and wait to see what happens next…



  1. Ouch, okay that sounded like a crappy day. 😦 Hope everything turned out more positively after that bad morning!

  2. Awww.
    I didn’t think anyone could be as efficient as me on having a bad day. :p

    Your blog is awesome by the way. I finally figured out how to get here. lol

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